“We want to offer the same uncertainty that people feel at the gas station,” the company declared.
WiFi Pump Attendant – In an interesting currency exchange move, Total Play has announced that its internet rates will now depend on the price of gasoline, which means that if the Magna goes up, so will the cost of your WiFi.
After several years of having fixed monthly internet fees, Total Play has announced that its rates will start fluctuating depending on the price of gasoline, meaning that if the Magna goes up, so will the cost of your WiFi.
Total Play longed to go back to 1999
Total play is about to collapse its servers, they can no longer handle the on-demand data traffic, their technology is old and obsolete, just like Salinas Pliego. Or how else can this insane increase be explained? @Profeco must give this abusive one a exemplary punishment pic.twitter.com/Fkbmmo5JHm
— NEO BAHAMUTH (@NEO_BAHAMUTH) April 3, 2025
The announcement was made by the company itself, which assured that it will also adjust charges based on the usage by customers, committing to keeping the bill low for the nurse who hardly uses it, but doubling it for the office workers who work from home and watch memes in 4K.
On the other hand, customers have found themselves in a dilemma about what is more convenient for them: filling up the gas tank or paying for the internet.
“Just give me at least 50 Mbps of ‘Despacito’,” a person will request when requesting their service in this new digital economy.
With this measure, users can only wait to see if the internet becomes as much of a luxury as Starbucks coffee. In the meantime, Total Play already has the notices ready to appear on the bills:
“Your internet is failing because the gasoline went up”.
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