“Even if I were ‘clean,’ I wouldn’t go into debt for the new Switch,” declared a debtor
Wanted Showcase.- Upon learning the price of the new Nintendo Switch, people who are in the Credit Bureau have bitterly complained about the cost of the console.
The estimated price of the new Nintendo console has sparked panic among nostalgic gamers, especially among those who are still paying off the Wii U at Elektra, and who were long ago expelled from the financial paradise due to unpayable debts on their C&A credit card.
The Nintendo Switch 2 prices have a lot of people talking huh? pic.twitter.com/WvQqOe0iGZ
— TRAFON(s Backup Account) (@RiseFallNickBck) April 3, 2025
The new Switch is causing a surge in credit applications
“Even if I had credit at a bank, I wouldn’t go into debt for that little gadget,” stated Marco Antonio, a “chavorruco” who, internally, has been counting the days to see how to buy it on launch day.
According to unofficial figures compiled by the Institute of the Good Cubero’s Eye, 92% of those interested in acquiring the new Switch belong to the group known as “Debtors with hope,” who, despite having stopped paying their card almost 5 years ago, continue to appear in the Credit Bureau, making it impossible for them to play the new Donkey Kong… no matter how much they wish with all their soul.
How it feels knowing I’m inevitably going to buy the switch 2 and games despite their price pic.twitter.com/t9SVMuw4dT
— glimmer (@100_glimmer) April 3, 2025
“It will drop in price and I will buy it from a desperate guy on Marketplace,” predicted another debtor who doesn’t even allow himself to have money in his debit card, “so that the IRS doesn’t catch me off guard.”
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